I Died and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt – Limited Edition Dark Humor Tee by Suzanne Berhow
$24.00
Ever wondered what’s on the other side? Turns out, it’s just this lousy T-shirt.
Designed by Suzanne Berhow in Portland, Oregon, this limited-edition black tee is the perfect blend of dark humor, existential dread, and just a touch of sarcasm. Whether you’re a lover of the macabre, a collector of witty merch, or just someone who appreciates a good joke, this shirt is for you.
Once these are gone, they’re gone for good—unlike you (hopefully).
✨ Limited Run – Don’t Ghost This One! ✨
Details:
☠️ Black, ultra-soft cotton blend
☠️ High-quality screen print for a long-lasting afterlife
☠️ Unisex fit – comfy for all mortals
☠️ Designed by Suzanne Berhow
Perfect for gothic fashion lovers, spooky season year-round enthusiasts, and anyone with a morbid sense of humor. Grab yours before they vanish into the void!
Returns & Exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will you ever be restocking your jewelry?
In 2019 I stopped making my jewelry collections as it was drowning me in work. I would have had to raise prices to make it sustainable and that felt unreasonable. It was also draining on me as I polished and oxidized each piece while working many other jobs. I may bring it back in the future if I got some help, but right now in the age of Covid the studio where I cast my silver is closed so I couldn’t even it I wanted to.
Thank you all for the interest however! I am so glad that my collection connected to so many people.
Will you be restocking X?
I like to make items in small batches as I introduce a new design each week! If i kept everything in stock I would have over 300 designs to store in my studio and I just dont have that space!
Items marked with the “Last call” sticker on their icons will NOT be restocked. If there is no sticker then it will most likely be restocked! I try to do restocks every few months!
If the item is no longer in the store it may have been discontinued! Please check back each Friday to see what’s new before they fly away!